et linger

The shit covered toilet paper that sticks to your butthair.

I went to re wipe my ass only to find an et linger stuck to my ass hairs.

by Tangtamer November 23, 2023

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019

we linger

when you are in someone mind body and sole, and can take over the word of mouth, there body movements, have masturbating time with them, look out there eyes, as if yours, hear voices- of their lover- have them touch you and you them, linked up in the mind, only as a state of mind- in a fantasy world. To be hunted by a ghost or fallen angle. to feeling them breathing for you also- and harts as one. To trade place with another...

'we linger in each-others bodies every night.'
first used in the Nevaeh saga- by Marcel Duriez.

by Is1i October 4, 2018

Lingerability

When a fart stays longer then necessary because of a reluctance to leave and has imbedded itself into your fibers

Lou’s fart has such lingerability that he could taste it in his tonsils.

by Mamacass November 7, 2020

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019