linus

The male reproductive organ.

He just wants to see other men's linuses.

by SagarStuChrisMatt December 28, 2005

libs

To take libertys or the piss

Hey man Mike takes libs

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Linus Faggot

One who carries a blanket, under their arm, in a college campus.

Sami: How Embarrassing! You look like a fool with that blanket under your arm.

Nate: Yeah, I feel like such a Linus Faggot

by macintoshgeek February 16, 2010

libes

a library or book depository. used my college girls as a trendy shortening of the word.

"Tee hee girlies! I'm getting my learn on at the libes!" or "I'm at the "libes" working on my paper."

by Kiran November 8, 2004

own the libs

to shoot yourself in the foot in order to show liberals where they can shove their common sense

1. I’m gonna have a big COVID (which is a fictional disease) party to own the libs!

2. Look at my stockpile of horse dewormer! I take one a day to own the libs.

3. I drive this fuel INefficient car and deliberately take detours through the smog-fill city to and from work. Suck it, libs!

by 껀〮 April 11, 2022

Linus

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.

God told Linus to love the people he envy most in his life. Linus went on to love himself.

by RichestBitch June 3, 2017

Own the Libs

Things incels, right wing cucks, and losers say to shut down an argument and make them feel good about something in their shitty lives.

Karen was proclaming that "she own the libs" when all liberals get silent due to her startling stupidity

by theguywhopunchedbenshapiro July 23, 2020