a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.
"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."
by skanky blonde January 04, 2005
Any activity or substance that produces a high while not breaking the law. Often sold in the form of legal herbs that produce a sense of relaxation or euphoria.
by 420HoneyBunny February 08, 2012
a corrupt system in place to in strict fear
BUT
it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it
BUT
it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it
bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"
by DankBuds November 21, 2009
Hey man, I just got Bioshock 3!" "But that's not out for another month!" "I got it Completely Legally." "Sweet, man, help me get it!
by Mark Gorton March 24, 2011
A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.
Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.
Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.
by Benny the Slug April 26, 2007
by Jeffery October 04, 2003
An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!
by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020