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You're with me, leather

The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com
Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*
by Cory Anotado July 4, 2006
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Leather face

A psycopathic killer in Texas in the 70's
that used a chainsaw and cut the faces off his victoms and wore them like a mask to cover his severly disfigured face.
i.e. the texas chainsaw massacre
"you dont know that hell is a commin' do ya boy?!!
by bloodrain February 3, 2005
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Leather Jacket Time

Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.
The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.
by .T September 29, 2009
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Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.
That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.
by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011
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leather nickel

Trent stubbed his leather nickel on the coffee table and had to cut his turds with a knife.
by Lands End February 23, 2007
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Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.
"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."
by DankSalsa January 11, 2010
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Jade leech

Person 1: " I LOVE JADE LEECH ! "
Person 2: " OMG AS YOU SHOULD "
by Cater diamond July 10, 2022
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