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Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
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legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.
by Will Herrick January 17, 2007
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be-legit

when 2 or more hallowed out cigars are filled with weed and connected to form an extended, or super blunt, if you will.
a joint is not gonna fix this problem, i need a be-legit
by J. Van February 2, 2007
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Legitimate

-adj

1) Lawfully correct, legal.

2) Justified, not un-called for

4) Something very, very true

3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly

also see legit
The cash was legitimate.

It was a legitimate insult.

Twilight sucks, and you know it.

boy1-"check out what i scored tonight!"
boy2-"That Is Legitimate."
by jschoo May 10, 2009
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Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008
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legit

1. (adj.) A modern synonym for words such as "cool," "ill," "tight," or "dope." Used to describe a noun that is of a particularly excellent quality. The slang use of this term is slowly but steadily increasing in popularity.

2. (adj.) Authentic. see legitimate.
1. Damn, who made this beat? DJ Premier? This shit is legit!
2. I fucking told you those Bapes weren't legit. There goes $180.
by decaturpolice September 17, 2008
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legitador

(adj.)something that is more legit than the word legit itself
Kayvan fixing of the doorador at beach week was legitador after j yang haxed the door in a drunken rage.
by Mark Helms October 25, 2005
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