Narita Layover

When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.

No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.

by javajunkee July 5, 2011

layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

by kildozer June 23, 2008

Layoff Beard

Not shaving after being given termination of work notice. Play off of Playoff Beard

Now that I don't have to worry about work, I'll focus on growing the layoff beard

by Autzens12thman December 28, 2008

LAYOJ

An acronym to be used as a response to when someone types LOL at the end of their own comment.
Stands for: Laugh At Your Own Jokes.

- Yey! My takeaway only took 9 minutes to arrive.
- I'd b worried LOL!!! x
- LAYOJ

by UndoDog July 4, 2011

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

Layover dick

Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.

Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.

by Bbyyy3 June 11, 2018

Layout jail

Layout jail happens on Twitter when someone tags you in a post and if you don’t respond in the desired time you have to change your layout. The layouts are usually cursed images and things you would never want your layout to be

P1 - “ god dammit I was put in layout jail for a day!!”
P2 - “oh no I feel so bad for you”

by Ratlord April 16, 2021