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jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger
Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard
by TheRealBree October 8, 2013
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Lapsker

"I thought i saw Lapsker once....but it was just a dream"

"Put your Lapsker in my Dapsker"
by Moses Heisenberg June 1, 2013
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Lapsvusvu

Aka ndo kandida, kaLapsvusvu chaiko
by MADE IN ZWE June 28, 2021
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Body-lapse

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.
"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."
by Mörököllit January 27, 2015
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Lapse

Jamaican term for unintentionally saying something gay, especially around around a group straight male friends.
The term refers to a brief lapse in judgement that makes an individual say something he or she did not mean in the way it was perceived.
Friend1: Ok so we need one more player for our football team.
Guy: OH, Dick ME! I mean pick!
Friend1: Bredda you lapse just now
Guy: Sorry idk how dick came out of my mouth
Friend1: You lapse again
by KyngButler April 15, 2021
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Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.
I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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