Laggasm

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

Lagdapt

To adapt to online gameplay despite faulty connection.

"I was able to lagdapt and defeat him, even though there was lag."
"I have to lagdapt all the time while playing Super Smash Brothers."

by Kisu Kaiju January 10, 2015

Lagooninology

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Lagom

Not too much/little/bad/good.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is lagom”, she said happily and she ate it all up.

by Brownlog October 7, 2019

lagatitaandre

Lagatitaandre is a one and only name for someone special and Hot 🥵. Comes from the name Andre or Andrea and is translated into the kitty andre which is a nickname for Andre or just a Normal name.

Hey have you seen Lagatitaandre? Yes she’s a real kitten

by The one and Only Lagatitaandre November 3, 2020

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 25, 2007