labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

labia minora

1. inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia framing the vagina

2. The two thin inner folds of skin within the vestibule of the vagina enclosed within the cleft of the labia majora.

3. The smaller (minor) inside pair of labia or lips of the vulva or the female external genitalia which meets above the clitoris.

When she spread her legs her labia minoria was very pink!

or

Female catrastration is the removal of the labia minora and clitoris

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

Labia Loofa

The nickname for a mans beard or facial hair when performing cunnilingus on a female.

My girl's beaver is clean cuz I was usin' the Labia Loofa on her last nite....

by backdoor September 15, 2007

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

labsicle

Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.

Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.

by Doggone May 29, 2008

Labainus

Labanus= when the Labia and anus meet due to lack of a taint. usually in larger women, but can be used if the woman is packing some serious beef curtains.

Friend#1=hey man, i heard you slept with ol' girl?
Friend#2= yeah, i think i did?
Friend#1= well, didn't you get up in that, i heard its pretty meaty?
Friend#2=meaty? that chick had a Labainus!!
Friend#1=oh well, at least you can say you did her both ways!

by downboy January 20, 2011