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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
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jennifer lopez dress

A man's bathrobe.

Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.

Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Men's robes are so revealing, they resemble Jennifer Lopez's dress. Therefore, a man's bathrobe is called a Jennifer Lopez dress.
by Bed time January 6, 2010
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Mario Lopez.

There are some that act like tools.

There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.

There are some that try way, way, too hard.

And then there is Mario Lopez.
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George Lopez

When you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a blow job while taking a shit) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. You then have to kiss the girl four times.
Ever since I had to do that George Lopez in my girlfriends bathroom, I haven't been able to watch Lopez Tonite.
by lerk00 March 10, 2011
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Tony lopez

An famous tiktok guy who grabs there dingdong on camera, he is also racist and homophobic,
“Hey do you see that guy right?”
“Yes, its tony lopez, an stupid guy”
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tony lopez

The CEO of "spit on it." Also can do the renegade dance with his cock.
"Dude have you seen that Tony Lopez guy."
"You mean the one that does renegade with his dick?"
by Tonylopezfan1 February 26, 2020
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