When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011
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In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.
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The local joey is usually well known, affable and fun to be around. Unlike home town hero or fixture, local joey (or LJ for short) is always said in a very positive connotation.
The local joey is usually well known, affable and fun to be around. Unlike home town hero or fixture, local joey (or LJ for short) is always said in a very positive connotation.
Do you know that guy Steve?
Of course! He's a local joey, everyone knows him!
I was out last night and one of our town's local joeys came in and the night went from an 6 to an 11!
Of course! He's a local joey, everyone knows him!
I was out last night and one of our town's local joeys came in and the night went from an 6 to an 11!
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