Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

by LampToast June 26, 2016

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lämp

The one thing a moth worships. Moths often accidentally sacrifice themselves to a lämp because they do not know that it can kill them.

When a moth is not eating your clothes, it's probably worshipping your lämp

by Windows Vista Ultimate December 12, 2020

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A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!

Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!

by CK7 July 16, 2006

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Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

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Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

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