Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.

Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!

by llama grass April 7, 2011

lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 5, 2004

Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

by Will181 September 12, 2009

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.

I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.

by chunkd July 26, 2014

lard-on

When a dude gets an erection for an obese female.

Wow, Ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.

by brandonwitherman September 10, 2014