Lactoid

Short for a person who suffers from lactose intolerance, or gets sick from dairy products

Since Liz is a lactoid, she cannot experience the epicness of Ben and Jerry's.

by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009

Lactosnot

The milk that comes out of your nose after laughing really,really hard. (After taking a drink of milk)

She blew out some serious lactosnot the other day and got it all over her shirt.

by Jed Spears January 17, 2009

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

lactomangulation

when you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side

oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!

by Nick McQ August 14, 2003

Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008

Lactose Intolerant

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018

Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

by jake826 May 6, 2006