Lactoid 

Short for a person who suffers from lactose intolerance, or gets sick from dairy products

Since Liz is a lactoid, she cannot experience the epicness of Ben and Jerry's.

Lactoid by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009

laptoid 

A person in a coffeeshop who spends hours sitting at a table with a laptop.

Check out that laptoid at the corner table. He's been here for hours with only his macbook for company.

laptoid by Layla S. December 3, 2007

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

lactodeflection by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

lactoad 

Used to describe a person who is lactose intolerant.

Are you a lactoad, too?

lactoad by Ryan Lanyon March 24, 2006

lactcident 

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.

lactcident by WordWhiz September 26, 2015

lactcident 

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

lactcident by athecheat April 18, 2016

Lactode 

A person who is lactose intolerant.

Jason can't have dairy products because he is a lactode.

Lactode by Kenneth Douglass April 9, 2010