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Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages 

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.
Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!
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Krusty crab 

Restaurant under the sea
Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!
Krusty crab by Soup boy August 8, 2019

Krusty Krab 

Krusty Krab by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

Krusty Undies 

Little girl panties that have been worn too close to a dusty, cobwebbed crotch for too long. If someone has Krusty Undies they should think about getting some big girl panties and changing them more often.

This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.
"WOW! She sure put on her Krusty Undies when she told that adoptee to be grateful they weren't aborted or tossed in a dumpster."
Krusty Undies by Abandoned Abandoner September 27, 2009

krusty krab 

A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab

Krusty Krab 

A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.
"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"
Krusty Krab by david s. February 5, 2005

Krusty Kirk 

Tossing a day old salad.
Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.
Krusty Kirk by Josh April 18, 2005