kristoph

Amazing!

Kristoph is amazing!

by Devontre K December 11, 2017

Cristopher Ortiz

Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good

Cristopher Ortiz bruh what are you doing stop yourself

by Johnny 2323 June 1, 2020

Khristopher

A guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.

Khristopher stinks

by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011

kristofferson

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.

things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."

by devsla June 1, 2006

Khristopher

Someone who is severely autistic and cannot Communicate very we'll. As of a result he tends to scream, sing very terrible, or spit out racial and or homophobic s slure. This can also be a combination of all

Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY

Person 2: Why are you so loud

Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher

by BigNibbaOnCampus December 8, 2018

kristopheas

a deadly ship that should never EVER be allowed... this is.. this is not legal

small brain: i ship kristopheas

intellectual: die

by quastion June 25, 2021

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012