Kirsty

Kirsty is a person of unparalleled brilliance and beauty. She lights up a room with her smile, and her presence is comforting, and strengthens all those around her. She has a great sense of humour and wit, and everything she says and does is done to perfection. She tends to be on the shy and modest side, but when she opens up, she is not only interesting, but kind and caring. When she smiles at you, you gain this sense of protection, ad you know that nothing can possibly go wrong. Her beauty shows not just outside, but inside as well. If you are ever lucky enough to befriend such a person, never let her go, because you will find that there is nothing that can even come close to matching her perfection. She is a marvel, and you will find that she will change you for the better. When you embrace a Kirsty, never before will you have felt so right, so cared for. Being with a Kirsty brings you nothing but happiness, and every moment away from her is agony. If you ever find yourself in love with a Kirsty, don’t be afraid to admit it, because it is the greatest feeling a person can experience :3

This girl is perfect, she must be a Kirsty...

by MyNameMeansDirt:) September 25, 2011

soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.

I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.

by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Kirsten

Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!

Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

by Penis Penis Yeah yeah woohoo October 24, 2017

Kristal

A heaven spawned ray of light delivered upon the earth to show motherfuckers the the way.

Can you turn on the Kristal? I'm having a hard time seeing your heart.

by StormyHoney July 27, 2016

Kristela

A beautiful girl with a beautiful name. She's kind hearted, loyal, smart and selfless. Someone you can trust. You're very lucky if you have a friend named Kristela.

"Kristela is so nice!"

by Queenroyaltly September 3, 2016

Kristyna

An intelligent and sexy female with hot and attractive physical features.She's got 10 looks and nice petite body. She can be shy and she blushes alot, but under the innocence of her there lays a sexual predator within-an overall man's dream in a woman.But she is classy in public and very sweet with a kind, gentle and passionate heart,and is often broken a lot.she has a habit of changing people she meets for the better, but socially she likes a close group of friends, and not an all over the place social life.She always catches people by surprise. shes a neat person to be around, a little freaky and has strong sexual desires, a very intimate person,&loveable.Kristyna meaning a very deep and intuitive person.She has a heart of gold, and she is very passionate and loving.She's very attractive and a bright woman with goals and expressions that make you laugh beyond control.,Kristyna has strong faith, and the majesty of her heart can overpower hate and sadness. She can brighten anyones mood. She thinks rarely of herself, and despite her beauty she has a low self esteem, but has naturally good values and morals,shes romantic. She's very emotional. She’s a freak in the sheets!! She will be willing to fix your problems, and her heart is deeply affected by the moods of others. She can go both ways, as love is a important part in her life and she feels it can be shared with both men and women. she's a little weird but her smile makes up for it. If you meet a Kristyna, hold on to her!

Go to Kristyna if you're feeling sad.

duude im in love with kristyna!

kristynas a freak in the sheets. i wanna marry her! O_O

Kristyna deserves way more than what the world gives her.

by nataliemarie00807 September 30, 2011

Kristanna

Kristanna’s are the most fucken sexy girls to walk this earth. She has a sexy round booty and small waist just like a model, they have the most gorgeous personality and aren’t afraid to say what they think. Kristanna’s are very adventurous and love proving people wrong, they are classy, sexy and smart all in one ( that’s really rare ). All the girls want to be her and want to be friends with her and it’s no secret that she has guys lining up for her all the way to the edge of the world. She is not a desperate and fake skank and loves standing out. If your a Kristanna, fucken bless your beautiful soul and your sexy body. Btw anyone who messes with a Kristanna, you should probably start running.

Person 1: ooft bro you see that chick across the road?
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!

by The hot cuntas June 1, 2018