Dropping Knowledge

The act of supplying another individual with important information at a crucial time. The information supplied must be of some significance within the context with which it was dropped.
Mark: "I am going to Boston, but I am not sure what I am doing"

John: "Hmm, please allow me, I love "dropping knowledge" on the likes of you. There is a Red Sox game at 7:05 pm, they're playing the Rangers, you can find tickets at stubhub.com, there is a great restaurant around the corner, here is the number to make a reservation. You should avoid taking 93 during rush hour."

Mark: "Wow, you just dropped some serious knowledge on me!"
by Albert Einstearns April 21, 2010
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Cesspool of Knowledge

An extention of the popular, "pool of knowledge" that basically means someone is so smart and has such a large information base they surpass just being a pool of knowledge, they can miraculously pull things out of their ass, and hence are a cesspool of knowledge.

Could be taken as a compliment or an insult--i.e. someone that is full of shit.
You're so smart you're like a cesspool of knowledge!
by Amacessknow February 25, 2009
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carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.
"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."
by Kevin July 14, 2008
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Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.
by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010
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Knowledge Vampire

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.
by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021
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Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.
HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.
by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013
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Stumble Knowledge

The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."
Average Stumble knowledge

"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."

And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
by kibosh120 March 8, 2009
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