Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

knows his stuff

Meaning that someone is very good at what he does, and knows a lot about it.

You: "The mechanic was able to repair my car withing seconds"

Your friend: "He knows his stuff"

by Tyreboy July 6, 2014

BO KNOWS

Bo Jackson was A gifted athlete which allowed him to play multiple sports professionally. in Nikes World to play baseball and football with a prosthetic dick is to know everything. just do it... wipe me.

BO KNOWS A LOT OF SHIT . FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, HOW TO URINATE OUT OF HIS ANUS

by Carter R October 18, 2018

Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

knowshon

verb; to jump over things that are not meant to be jumped. To hurdle impossible distances both vertically and horizontally.

I knowshoned the shit out of that puddle.

by TruthBringer November 5, 2008

who knows

How someone replies to a question when they don't give a shit enough about the answer to investigate.

Person 1: Why are you such a dick?
Person 2: Who knows.

by Sudomoodo June 28, 2017