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posiedons kiss

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When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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Kassim

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Kassim is a really peng person with a 10/10 personality he is also tall, and has a fully connected beard. Kassim is a man that you want to marry he is also very caring and protects those around him. He is one of the only people that will have his friends back through anything. Get yourself a kassim .
Is that kassim omg he is sooooo handsome
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glasgow kiss

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A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008
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Kiss the Fish

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To take a gb hit and inhale all the weed smoke and then some of the water. Usually happens to new smokers or when a gb is taken too quickly. Often tastes terrible (like warm weed water) and can make one gag or choke. Because you use your lips/mouth to come into contact with something unpleasantly wet, the action is to "kiss the fish."
I hate when you take a geeb and kiss the fish... it's so nasty.
by rainbowrider February 18, 2011
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Also can be known as a compass kiss North (forehead), East (right cheek), South (chin), west (left cheek) is when you kiss all four “corners” of the face. It is usually placed on the Forehead, cheeks and chin. It doesn’t have to be limited to just those places, but just as long as there is a kiss on a separate section of the face, it qualifies as a four corner kiss.
Person 1: I love it when I cuddle with my bf and he gives me a 4 corner kiss. I literally melt

Person 2: oh my god I’m so fucking jealous please stop being a happy couple
by Imaginebeingsleepy November 24, 2022
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neptune's kiss

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The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."
by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007
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Dinner Kiss

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The type of small, pecking kiss with lips tightly closed between a couple that is eating, usually done when the mouth is full.

Also, a small quick kiss done in a public or inappropriate setting that no one will notice.
Albert reached over and gave Paige a quick dinner kiss because his mouth was full of pastrami sandwich.

Natalie gave Bryan a quick dinner kiss in the middle of class.
by beeeater October 21, 2009
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