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Kentucky Eel

Kentucky Eel

When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.
"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"
by Noer May 3, 2012
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Kentucky Neapolitan

When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period
"Nick gave her a good Kentucky Neapolitan last night! He didn't even shower after."
by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017
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kuntus

A child with severe Asperger's or Autism. Will usually spaz out and hit random objects around him. Has a sever stutter as well. Also tends to be gay, but doesn't have to be. Usually has strict parents and is under parental controls at all times.
Kuntus stop hitting your mouse against your table you are going to break it.
by PeterDefinesTheWord October 16, 2019
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kentuckey plug

A life saving device used to stop bleeding out
Scott used his kentuckey plug to stop his life juice from pouring out
by Frank3nst3in23 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Viper Militia

Inbred hillbilly murder mafia mostly known for fucking there cousins, going to prison, having a speech impediment and of course cooking meth and committing homicide. Favorite pass times of the kentucky viper militia are: Enjoying life in mental hospitals, getting drunk and lighting stacks of tires on fire in the middle of the street on new years and dancing around the fire hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air and praying to demons. They can often be seen driving around in huge trucks running over everything from garbage cans to motorcycles and shooting while driving. You might ask where are they driving to? In most cases they are on their way to find more cousins to breed with. They own whore houses and strip clubs and they violently control their so called territory. When other gangs dont pay the extortion tax demanded by so called field commander members of the other gang usually end up in a shallow grave by the side of the road. Every whore house and bar they own is filthy AF and must be avoided for health reasons. People die in those places.
Daryll: Last night I went to a whore house that is ran by the Kentucky Viper Militia. One of the whores OD'd in her room
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit
by gideonsbible January 17, 2022
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Reverse Kentucky Buffalo

When a woman yells dougman repeatedly while she pees when a man is preforming anal sex
If you piss her off she'll give you a reverse kentucky buffalo
by NightHunter August 6, 2011
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kentucky fucked

This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.
by Yopkek April 18, 2020
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