muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

Kayaking

The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.

A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.

by Jelloant August 9, 2016

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 March 31, 2021

Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

by originalnameok May 27, 2018

Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.

She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!

by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Kayak nugget

A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a

My bestfriend yah shes such a kayak nugget!

by Yeeter pete December 7, 2018

Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022