Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!

Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024

Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.

She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!

by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Kayak nugget

A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a

My bestfriend yah shes such a kayak nugget!

by Yeeter pete December 7, 2018

Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Cunt Kayak

Female version of "douche canoe"

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.

by Tall Smart Girl August 29, 2021

kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back

“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”

by lavas1111 April 7, 2022