Kontula

A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.

Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.

by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019

Konita

First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.

I can't wait to go out with Konita tonight!

Ko-ni-ta.... It's like Bonita but with a K.

by El Professor Taboo November 24, 2021

konteks

Short for Kontol dan Seks (Cock and Sex)

Person 1: Hey can I get some context?

Person 2: Sure man, here's the konteks (Kontol dan Seks)

by cocsec February 11, 2021

Konstantino

The best GODDAMN rogue ever

You don't use Konstantino in a sentence, they use you.

by god or otherwise known as ogre November 15, 2017

kontje

Little booty ,a dutch word

Dat is een lekker kontje
That is a tasty booty

by De Zwaartemamba January 9, 2008

Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

Kontol

An Indonesian taboo or adult word meaning a penis. In Javanese language 'kontol' originally means scrotum or testis.

"Masak udah jadi ibu ibu, bersuami dan beranak masih cari kontol?!" (How come?! She has a husband and children still look for a kontol. At least when she browses, chats, .. Penis, Dick, Prick, testis, ..

by Jokos April 2, 2010