kms

to kill yourself

Person 1: "Ugh life is so difficult, this shit be making me wanna kms. Gun shot to the head or..? A noose?"

Person 2: "Noooo! DONT SAY THAT! Ur life is important to us. I love u."

Person 1: "Thanks.. but I just hate life so much."

Person 2: "DONT THINK ABT-"

Person 1: *jumps off a bridge*

Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL ALSO KMS"

Person 2: *jumps off bridge*

by bcyei11sded September 21, 2025

KMS

Kingsize massive schlong

Person A: “imma kms”
Person B: “don’t kingsize massive schlong yourself”

by 101Pelican December 16, 2025

KMS virus

A virus that you can possible get when you're isolated from the normal world for a long time.
When you get the KMS virus, you will start to like ugly girls.

It's also very difficult to cure.

How is it possible he's with that ugly girl again?
He can't help it, he is infected by the KMS virus.

by Newagi September 4, 2023

Kms Bismarck

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel,
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean,
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!
To lead the war machine,
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine!
The terror of the seas,
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!

Hms Hood:No u cant hit my ammunition and explode it Kms Bismarck:Hehe oneshot goes brrrrr

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

kms buddies

depressed best friends that are so close, one would suicide if the other one died, or would even suicide together

luke: "i'm so sad today"
anne: "are you ok?"
luke: "i feel like dying today"
anne: "well if you die today then i guess i am too because we're kms buddies for life"

by annebreakable June 1, 2018

kms potato style

Hanging yourself by a ceiling fan and play "a potato flew around my room before you came in" blasting for 40 hours.

Person 1: * stressing* I swear im gonna kms potato style :)

by wannadiebutimtoocool4that July 6, 2022

kms.lilyyy

a super sexy cool awesome person who is the best

hey fo you know kms.lilyyy?
no
oh.

by bigcockhaver September 2, 2021