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Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.
Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke
by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016
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key your car

to scratch a car with something.
If you piss me of I swear I key your car.
by nikiniko January 28, 2014
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Key Club

Key Club is a service organization, and is the oldest and largest high school service organization in the world. It is entirely student led, and has many levels of organization.

It is impossible to lump Key Club into a convenient stereotype, as its members are very diverse: there are clubs in America, Canada, Jamaica, and even Malaysia!

Like any club, there is a good chunk of members that are participating only for expediency, but that is why they rarely ever rise past the club level, as in accordance to the “Peter Principle.” And so with that in mind, Key Club should not be judged by members that do it solely for college-applications.

On the club level, Key Clubs help the community, be it through tutoring younger students, helping run bingo night at the senior center, or making houses for the homeless.

On an large scale, Key Club International and many districts fundraise for other organizations, such as Grassroots Soccer United, a program devoted to combating AIDS in Africa, UNICEF, one of the most recognized children’s organization in the world, and the Children’s Miracle Network, a nonprofit that benefits hospitalized kids and purchases up-to-date equipment, trains staff, and conducts life-saving research.

All in all, as general as a statement can be, Key Club is an organization that follows many causes, and encourages high schoolers to get involved in the community.
"Hey, are you going to go to the Key Club meeting today?"

"Heeeeeeell Yeah!"

"What about your girlfriend? I thought she wanted to hang out afterschool!"

"Oh, I broke up with her so I could have more time to do COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!"
by Larmon L January 21, 2009
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key jangler

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.
This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*
by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021
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key by the three

Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time with the intention of dealing. The following lines show this more. The statement of a Louis Nap Sack is in reference to a Louis Vuitton bag where he holds all of the cocaine or "work" to be dealt.

The other definition for key by the three is wrong, although the "when I chirp shorty chirp back" is in reference to cell phones.
Key by the three, when I chirp shorty chirp back.
Louis Nap Sack
Where I'm holding all the work at.
by Isar May 27, 2006
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Key West Butt Tickler

Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.
by D Corey September 26, 2007
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Key West Boomerang

When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.
That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.
by Mr. Clit June 11, 2006
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