not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.

Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

by knowman April 12, 2008

jhonenism

a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.

Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.

by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009

Joine

Has a big penis

Can get any girl he wants
Has shoe game
His mixtape is fire

White boys/Black boys :I wish I could be Joine

Joine: I'm just too awesome

by 13Harden September 14, 2016

Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen Vasquez is the creative genius behind these works:

1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.

2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.

3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.

4. Filler bunny.

5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.

6. Everything can be Beaten.

by linzoy August 9, 2003

johnee

Traditional a girls name and only given to beautiful girls. She is a perfect woman who is also the most amazing. Whoever has one as significant other is very lucky.

Are you and Johnee you together? Yeah I'm one blessed guy.

by Holy moley a tomato March 4, 2017

Jone

To make fun of, or bring down. jone, joned, joning, etc.

The boy needs to stop joning (joan-ing)on her.

by Mina Son September 5, 2004

january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009