Jonke

A Jonke is when someone says something funny

Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault

by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019

Jonky

Verb: Something unpleasant, or doesn't feel right.

My wrist feels Jonky.

by Anna Suzahara May 14, 2005

jonkies

Particularly dirty, smelly, train-hopping junkies.

I was trying to enjoy an espresso at the cafe the other day, but the smell of those jonkies who always hang out on the corner absolutely ruined it.

by Nathan Piazza April 30, 2004

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005

jonkey

1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.

1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.

by Kody October 26, 2004

Jonky

(Noun) - A Jewish Honky, hence Jonky.

(Waiter) - 'That Jonky skipped out on leaving me a tip'

by Mr. 12Level February 23, 2010

JÖNKÖ

A Swedish word for, hmm, well, it could mean anything really... See examples.

The awesome inventors of "JÖNKÖ".

JÖNKÖ was invented when someone typed "5-6-6-5-6" on their cell phone (with T9 enabled)

"You're so JÖNKÖ = You are so pretty"
"I JÖNKÖ you so much = I envy you so much"

by Jönkömannen May 5, 2009