Jobbies

Group of people who are devout fans of anything to do with Steve Jobs and Apple products.

Trekkies is to Star Trek as Jobbies is to Apple.

You want to go to a movie this weekend?
-No, I'm going to the apple convention to see their new products.
- Oh, hang with all the other Jobbies instead, then!

by MT_Chair January 4, 2012

jobbin'

a male who is really bored while at the computer and feels the urge to masterbate, and then discuss it later to his friends

dude i was chillen at home last night on the comp, and i was so bored i just started jobbin' it bra

by rocco b February 23, 2008

Dark Jobbied

When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.

Stuart has just been dark jobbied

by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019

jobbi

Amazing boi

Damn you a jobbi

by Joebi March 24, 2018

Jibbited

A Newfoundland term, which is synonymous to “beat up” or “messy” or “destroyed”

The cat got at the Christmas tree and it was jibbited

by Bologny_bandit December 2, 2021

nose jobbies

when u live in the city and your bogies are dark and smelly because of pollution and smog.

gregor picked his nose jobbies and ate it.

by smashing jobbser November 9, 2009

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009