Jizzy Dizzy

The act of cumming so hard that one becomes dizzy

John: "dude, I came so hard that I got really jizzy dizzy and light headed"

Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"

by blink543 March 20, 2010

jizzy pop

verb (used with object)
The end result of several guys popping off in a chicks face and the last man standing has the pleasure of cleaning her up by slapping all the jizz off her face.

she thought they were only going to give her a facial but after matt and andy unloaded their nuts across her chin she realized that the jizzy pop was much quicker than using a towel.

by duke5150 January 14, 2008

Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

jizzy frizzles

dried man juice tangled in pubic hair

"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it out!"

by Kdotess August 24, 2008

jizzy jill

when you get a strike in bowling and the pins are thrown out of the way by the ball and explode in an awsome fashion

wow you just bowled that ball so hard, you would've gotten a jizzy jill if it hadn't gone in the gutter.

by joster31 September 7, 2010

Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat

Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003