Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

jibtek

Someone who often consumes jib, or meth, and is a fiend and steals peoples' shit for money, so they can afford more jib.

1) Blucka damn, that's one hell of a jibtek
2) D'yamn what a jibtek, he just railed 20 points of shard and did 3 BnE's
3) "Have a sketchy sunday... I'm...a jibtek"; spoken by an self-proclaimed jibtek the morning after a 'rave'.

by lonestar50721 July 11, 2006

Jitney bus

hot ass van with unlicensed haitan refugee drivers.

Susposed to hold 15 passengers but can pack about 70.

The drivers always get pulled over by the police and get asked for their green cards.

That jitney bus broke down in little haiti

Why does the jitney bus pass by cats so slowly?

by Frank December 17, 2003

jitler

spunk

found in the end of a used 'jitler sack'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

jet jotter

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.

"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"

by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Jilted-bitch

n.
A jilted-bitch is a female who commits vicious acts against men.

My ex-girlfriend just just came to visit me with the guy she's dating now. What a jilted-bitch thing to do.

by Falcon January 24, 2004