Jered

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already

Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"

by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jeed

Jade Thirlwall's nickname, commonly used by Perrie with her Geordie accent or Mixers.

Jade: Pez, can we watch Aladdin?

Perrie: Sure, Jeed.

by redjerrie February 16, 2017

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Jewdah

Best player in MC, history of being top LBs and holy shit he is good at the game. His blockhits make you want to sneeze and accuse him of cheating. His combozz v2 is his best video by far. This guy is insane and Jerseys is in every combotage he is not even competition. Rumor says he's 14.

Jerseys: "I'm the best ranked player."
Jewdah: "Hold my cock."
Jerseys: "Good pot. Duuuuude this server is dog crapp."
Jewdah: 10 hit combo we lookin for OPPS

by Jewdah September 29, 2020

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

Jewel

An extremely beautiful and sweet girl

Wow, shes a jewel.

or:

Dang, look at jewel. she really is gorgeous. And cool too!

by lover x September 15, 2005