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Jeremy

Jeremy is a downright awesome guy. He's smart, funny, and a great friend. He's handsome and a bit of a heartbreaker.

The name Jeremy is also often given to a male who is born with a big brain/penis.
Guy: Damn, I wish I was like Jeremy!

Girl: Who's that hot new guy at school? I think half the girls have fallen for him already!
Friend: He's Jeremy.
by ASpasticTurtle December 6, 2012
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Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
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Jeremiah E

Jeremiah E (or just Jeremiah) is........
-self absorbed, lacking humility
-probably intelligent or smart, into history.
-has absolutely horrible music taste
-can be funny, but he’s regularly obnoxious
-usually has brown hair, brown/hazel eyes
-usually is tall-ish and lanky
-his sport is swimming
Guy #1: yo, Jeremiah E bored the crap out of us yesterday
Guy #2: lmao sameeee
by Bananas_and_oranges June 10, 2020
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jeremypfp

the cool mutual that has that one favourite sound

live laugh jeremypfp i love you
have you heard of jeremypfp? theyre so cool omg
yes! i love them they are my fav mutual <3
by sqlveoncos May 18, 2022
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Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a great looking guy. His hair I on point. His eyebrows on point. Most people call him jerry cause he Is an way going person. He is popular with maws and the ladies. Often doesn't know what he's got until it's gone . Jeremiah is funny and is a swimmer . Jerry is very athletic and is very buff. He has the abs muscles and ass all the girls love! Jerimah is often know by everyone . Any girl who dates a Jeremiah is lucky. Jeremiah is normally tall and is very well groomed everywhere!
Oh my look at him he is so buff. He must be a Jeremiah.
by Eyebrows on fleek May 4, 2015
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Jeremy Petrachonis

Abstract Artist, who’s known as the “The Abstract Rocker,” due to his lifestyle and appearance.
If you’re looking for the real deal, as an artist, in the modern era, then look no further than Jeremy Petrachonis! His work is incredible! Absolute mindfuck!
by TheMarkedMan666 March 7, 2020
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Jeremy Lublin

Lead singer of Toledo, Ohio, Glam Rock Band 'We Are The Fury.'
OMGZ lyke Jeremy Lublin is lyke uber teh sxe boi!!
by Megan_x August 30, 2006
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