Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george

Thomas jenkinson hates midgets

by ScrewMidgets May 16, 2020

JJ Jenkins

The hottest man 🥵🥵🥵 alive who always gets da bitches to fiddle with his didle

JJ Jenkins is hot!!!!

by SigmA45 December 12, 2022