Jakko

1. Top aussie nickname for a good bloke

2. When i man does the dodgy or bails early

3.An alias used when picking up girls that you may only want to see one or two times.

1. Jakko maaate howya goen?

2. Look at that he did a jakko on me

3.
Girl 1: ooh that guys cute whats his name
Girl 2: I think he said jakko
Girl 1: What a hot name im ready for a one night stand

by Busty McFly June 14, 2008

jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!

by eli jackson April 4, 2009

Jakob

G boy hussle hard. Playa gets All the bitches.

Jakob fucked my bitch again.

by todd ficket November 15, 2021

Jakob

He is a guy that will play with you even if u don't want to but you secretly like it and can warm your heart with his funny jokes. He is really funny and great.

"Holy Crap!"
"What"?
" that joke was really funny"
"Oh really who said it"?

"Oh it was Jakob"

by Fanny0900 February 5, 2017

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

Jackovasaurus

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars

Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

Jakob

Yes my name is also Jakob. And I am very cool. So what does that tell you about Jakob?

Someone: What's up Jakob
Jakob: Nothing.

Only something a Jakob would say.

by TrustyMilk October 3, 2019