jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

Jarrod

The most sensitive man on Earth. Well, top 500 maybe. Dope.

"And if you are like bat shit freaking out about it, just come over after work and we can hang out and think about something else. Go on a walk, get dinner, etc."

"That's so Jarrod. Thanks for caring"

by danseur June 5, 2018

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

Jarrod

Jarrod is a kid that makes hunter want death

jarrod is a ho aye?

by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019

jarry and larry

the best duo. they play pencils together and create awesome songs.

jarry and larry are so cool

by jarry's scratched knee September 1, 2020

Jarrod

The typa guy who is hella funny W a dark sense of humour. Jarrods also have the most perfect smiles! (and a big dick)

Jarrod is kinda cool ngl

by Iwiaiwiaiwiaiwin May 16, 2021

Jarrod is gay

Jarrod is gay
When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.

Logan may say: "Yesterday i was playing Fortnite with Jarrod and he kept being a douche, so i killed him a lot."

Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."

by Grxxn_532 July 23, 2021