When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.
Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!
Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?
John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.
Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?
John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?
John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.
Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?
John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!
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A girl who while seemingly sweet and innocent is truly very sexual and slutty.
From the character Janet Weiss in Rocky Horror Picture Show
From the character Janet Weiss in Rocky Horror Picture Show
by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004
Get the janet mug.Feminine form of John, defined as "God is gracious".
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
by unnaterialistic January 21, 2011
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