Jalen Rose

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”

Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career

by Pooh Shiesty July 28, 2021

Flag

Jalen Wright

Jalen is very desperate for any kind of affection and will do almost anything to attain it.

If you have a Jalen as a boyfriend he will treat you like a queen.

Oh my gosh did you see Jalen Wright he was really desperate.

by Jay Fight February 04, 2020

Flag

Get the Jalen Wright mug.

Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

Flag

Get the Jalen nelson mug.

Jalen white

He is very dicksuckish about young thug and wishes he will be ysl one day. He talks about him everyday with passion and consistency. And also makes all of his video game characters look like him as well. Very dicksuckish if you ask me. And also call him by his government like he knows him personally.

In his exact words he says everyday "young thug da goat" or "you know young thug did this etc." but nobody really cares. Jalen white the dick sucker.

by Omgstick! August 05, 2021

Flag

Get the Jalen white mug.