Sponge Jack

A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.

"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"

by MenacingMeerkat May 15, 2016

Willie Jack

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.

Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!

by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019

Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).

Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"

by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017

Pepper Jack Penis

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

hit my jack

Text my phone, hit me up.

Aye sis , hit my jack later on today.

by adarat March 28, 2017

Jack Gilinsky

Jack Gilinsky is a amazing person that loves his fans and does not deserve the hate that he gets neither does his best friend Jack Johnson of the rest of the old magcon

Person 1-Jack Gilinsky is so stupid
Person 2- FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!!

by Angela123987 April 1, 2017