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joosin'

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up
Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar
by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019
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Josten

The most entertaining but mysterious person you'll ever meet.Often quit,shy,and polite but can be a BIG goof and somewhat a jerk at times,good for laughs or companionship and a nice person to be around
YOU see that guy over there he acts like a Josten
by SLYRoNiN March 29, 2009
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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009
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JOOT

I got in a k hole, JOOT
by Teeps1 January 10, 2020
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Joot

Oi let me come lick ya joot
by Jaken95 June 6, 2020
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