jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse

WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.

by Loud Mouse/ Sloth addict/ RATS July 7, 2021

Aunt Jemima Treatment

Involves adult nudity and Aunt Jemima Syrup...

The movie STRIPES Bill Murray threatened one of the female MPs with "The Aunt Jemima Treatment".

by iNetSpy September 16, 2011

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Aunt Jemima and The Freedom Trail

Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face

Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!

by Dom Coviello June 4, 2007

Aunt Jemima Gang Race

This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!

Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails

by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010