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Jamaican whirlpool

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The act of performing anal sex on a person of either sex while giving them a swirly and dreadlocking there hair in unison.
Travis was Receiving the Jamaican Whirlpool for his 20th birthday.

If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
by Benny Bashers! December 30, 2008
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Jamaican Roulette

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when the bowl is beat of ash and each person take a hit of it and once it pulls through the beat goes into the persons mouth like you get shot

a lot like how in Russian roulette how you the gun goes to your mouth and maybe you'll be shot maybe you wont
dude i just got a mouthful of beat cause of i played Jamaican Roulette
by kyo reject February 17, 2009
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Jamaican Nose Job

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When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.
Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 10, 2010
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A choclatey brownie that gets you phunked up. The most delicious of all treats. Used with normal brownie mix and weed. fry the weed in the oil (use recipe on box) (2mins on 50% heat) strain and add oil to the rest of the recipe on the back of the box. The THC from the weed is in the oil, heat realeses THC.
She made these Jamaican brownies, I had a couple and I swear you could see the smurfs in the corner singing.
by Suzanne Williams February 11, 2006
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Jamaican Jerk-off

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Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.
In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.
by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015
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Jamaican toothbrush

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To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
by tommyboyO June 10, 2016
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Jamaican Rainshowers

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When you take the blunt or the bong or whatever your smoking out of, go into the bathroom, turn the shower on hot, and let the room steam up while your smoking. The steam opens up your pores and you get higher.(Try it)
*When doing a jamaican rainshower with just you and a female, there's a 95% chance she wants to have sex with you.
-Dude you are walking hella funny..are you faded?
-Man, I'm straight dead. I had a "Jamaican Rainshowers" before I left for school.
by Tre-Duece February 26, 2009
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