Jagoffian

The full noun version of the Pittsburgh slang word: jag off. A Jagoffian is a jag off, aka an annoying, dumb, or contentious person.

People that drive huge monster trucks with loud exhausts, big wheels, and 10 blinding lights on the front are straight Jagoffians. There should be laws against that.

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

Janos

Hungarian dude with a huge dick. Plays a lot of basketball and is racist (average European).

Girl 1: Is that Janos?
Girl 2: Yea, he has a 9er.
Girl 1: Holy shit!

by dragonslayerlouis January 13, 2022

two jags

Heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Lard-arse with a penchant for Jaguars. As with most politicians, in disgrace. Famously beat up some animal rights hippy who threw an egg at him.

two jags became two jabs

by tosh mactavish III August 8, 2006

fender jagstang

A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.

The Fender Jagstang is no longer in production.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Jessica Kilby Jago

The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.

Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog

person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her

by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019

Jagoo

gettin it it! Sex

imma get some JAGOO (ja-goo) tonite!

by jagooaddict October 31, 2010

Jagoogala

Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

How many bones are in the human body?

"Jagoogala!"

by Jagoogala August 21, 2011