idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.
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by Anonymous June 3, 2003
Get the Idioteque mug.A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.
This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.
(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
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Get the Blasted Idiot mug.In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
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