Taco Tarp

The famale version of the banana hammock.

Check out the Taco Tarp on that girl, its a fiesta!

by Buck Cherry June 29, 2010

Tarp Baby

-- A baby or group of plastic baby dolls who have been subjected to nuclear radiation and now live beneath the cover of your bbq. The symptoms include doctor-like superiority, duck feet and chupacabra tattoos. Often wearing dirty white leotards or canapes/ other petite cakes.
Like scene kids, they rub dirt on their bodies for dramatic effect. I love my tarp babies.

A tarp baby is a very social creature. Tarp babies come out at night. (to play)Don't let them in the screen door, they will snort your coffee and use your brains as intestines.

by stalkerbarbie October 16, 2008

tarp sex

When your style of sex is so raunchy that you need to put a tarpauline sheet down before you even get started.

We should have had tarp sex last night, but now we have to clean the whole house.

by IRONDUKETHE FIRST February 14, 2018

Meat Tarp

A female cavern so large and wide that it resembles a tarpaulin being stretched over a skip.

Dude, that granny last night had such a meat tarp that it was like throwing a hot-dog down a corridor.

by G-love.love January 26, 2011

Vision Tarps

another term for Eyelids

To keep from seeing grandma from felating the bull, I closed my Vision Tarps

by Rob Easter November 23, 2006

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

Tarp Your Load

Originally a sign along the highway to remind gardeners to cover the brush in their pickup on the way to the dump. Has come to mean to tell someone to stop complaining

"My knees and hips hurt when I run, and I am thirsty and sunburned"
"OMG, Tarp your Load"

by Plantgirl July 18, 2009