israeli army

Contrary to idioty belief, the Israeli army are not terrorists or killers. They protect their country just like any other. They are the 3rd best army in the world due to sheer size and ability with the fact that they recruit manditoraly at age 18.

Palistinians think that they can just slowly move in with armed forces and kill Israeli people and have no recourse.... silly people!

by Oz January 22, 2005

Israel

Someone who makes your life worth living. A beacon of light. A god amongst men.

Man, that guy is so Israel its not even funny.

by nilurt February 21, 2009

Taiwan Peace Israel

A peace treaty between Taiwan and Israel that made both countries get much higher, so high.

Guy1: "Taiwan Peace!"
Guy2: "Taiwan Peace Israel!"
Guy1: "Can we get much higher? So high, ohh oh oh... Oh oh ohhhhhh..."

by PoyTheEpic October 28, 2022

Gamer Hebrew Israelite

Someone who believes that the real Hebrew Israelites are the gamers, not the Jews. Similar to the Black Hebrew Israelites, British Israelites, and the "Jesus was Palestinian" crowd.

Gamers rise up and reclaim your long-lost heritage! We are Gamer Hebrew Israelites! Jesus was a gamer!

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

israel

a fun person with a perveted mind. not shy at all very outgoing and kind wil be there when u need him

man david is such an israel he always looks at my azz

by lafresa01 March 6, 2009

Palestine-Israel Conflict

One person has a rock, another has an AK-47, thru shoot you and you throw rocks at them and start to cry.

It’s giving Palestine-Israel Conflict

by mAtErIaLgWoRl420 November 3, 2023

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018