ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon
by dumb definitions January 19, 2022
A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.
by CLG4L0019 December 06, 2021
Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?
Person 3: ipad ipod
Person 2: You mean an ipad?
Person 3: ipad ipod
by Infinity_mirrors_ November 28, 2019
A duck with an ipad he probably stole from his mother, and tends to love cocomelon. Yes this duck is Quackity, you may know him as a streamer and bread eater. My guy eats cheetos and gets em all over his fingers, like- seriously.
by BlobBee~ June 28, 2022
A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.
by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 07, 2021
When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.
by The other hand I have been in May 15, 2017
An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.
that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..
by bitter teenager February 15, 2021