intp

i need to pee

1: to piss
2: go to the bathroom and do a nr 1

gf: hun intp brb
bf: ok hurry!

by Pingo April 7, 2005

intupid

Adjective:
Something(or someone) that is, or makes you feel, both intelligent and stupid at different intervals.

"That show's facts and theories made me feel intupid."

by SolarShadow May 21, 2016

intgp

I need To go pee/poop`

Me:intgp
Mom:what?
Me: I need to go poo!

by CutiePie6723 May 28, 2018

inuupis

Isagiyoichisgf 2nd fav mutual (First fav to tag in videos)! Very funny, seems to be extremely tired of isagiyoichisgf. Good cc. Always goes viral.

0: Inuupis?
Isagiyoichisgf: Yes! He's so great! I am hesitant to tag them in videos for they seem tired of me (Isagiyoichisgf does it anyways. What an icon he is).
0: Wow!

by isagiyoichisgf April 25, 2021

indupendous

(adj.) Insanely stupendous; Out of this world

Theo: "Was that cookie really that good"
Lucas: "Indubitably, that shit was indupendous"

by Big Beezy. March 8, 2022

intuitive scientist

Intuitive scientists are people who understand the principles of relativity and quantum physics without studying science. Some call these people psychics, mediums, sensitives or seers. These people are often ahead of unseen and unproven scientific discoveries due to being directly connected to “source”.

We've gathered a group of intuitive scientists to offer a new perspective on energy

by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023