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internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.
I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.
by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
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Interection

A physical interaction with another person involving an erection.
Ex1: I had a interection with him/her/them in the broom closet today.

Ex2: No one wants to have an interection with you.
by Greenie boi October 25, 2019
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Intersectionality

Cultural Marxist bullshit mainly espoused by self-loathing white leftist nutjobs and noisy minorities who live in the west and enjoy all it's benefits, whilst bashing everything it stands for. Best ignored.
Intersectionality is why I'm a useless twat and a failure in life and it's all your fault.
by Lord Frontbottom March 9, 2015
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Intersect

The Intersect is a government super-computer. It holds all of the government secrets. The Intersect was downloaded into Chuck Bartowski's brain when CIA agent Bryce Larkin steals it, then sends it to him via email. With the Intersect in his head, Chuck can "flash" on all of the information when he sees or hears something that is recorded in the program. With the Intersect, Chuck becomes a major help for the CIA and NSA and receives a CIA handler, Sarah Walker, and a NSA handler, John Casey.
In the last episode of season two, Chuck downloads the Intersect 2.0 and is then able to flash on martial arts, foreign languages, how to properly use weapons, etc., etc.. Once Chuck has the Intersect 2.0, he later becomes an actual CIA agent.
Chuck: "Why do I always have to wait in the car?"
Sarah: "The Intersect has to be safe, Chuck."
by sadbadandutterlyrad June 9, 2015
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intersection horizon

While driving, the distance from an intersection with a light signal where you decide that regardless of what color the light is, you're not going to stop for that light.

The intersection horizon varies directly with both the speed or size of the vehicle.
Doesn't matter now. We've just passed the intersection horizon.
by Alfetta159 August 13, 2010
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The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018
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Intersectional Feminism

Intersectional feminism is feminism that is all inclusive. This kind of feminism really is the only true kind of feminism, but has to exist as a seperate entity to combat "white feminism", TERFS, and SWERFs, who try to exclude or ignore groups of women in their idea of equality. Intersectional feminism also includes individuals of non-binary genders.
person 1: FEMEN is a feminist group, right?
person 2: no, they're transphobic, islamophobic, and racist, to name a few.
person 1: and?
person 2: that means it's not intersectional feminism, and therefor doesn't even count as feminism.
by femefisting November 4, 2014
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