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Incelation

Incelation defines the state where involuntary celibacy stops being just a condition and mutates into a lifestyle. Not only being incel, but turning it into ideology, into identity, into endless complaint. It names the act of accepting rejection as destiny, instead of bending destiny itself. Incelation is the fall of manhood from dignity into excuse-making. It’s a prison of self-pity.
Incelation is not loneliness, it is the worship of weakness.
by kelamist September 1, 2025
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zzzzfinger-interlacingzzzz

Refers to where your snugglebunny rolls over in bed and spoons you, then affectionately reaches his arm around over your shoulder and fumbles for your "lower" hand (i.e., the hand from the shoulder/arm that you're lying on, as opposed to your "upper" shoulder/arm that your hunny's arm is now draped over); you groggily respond to his "seeking touch" by absent-mindedly spreading open your hand and accommodatingly manipulating your fingers to entwine them with his, without really waking up much in the process. This action may likely need to be repeated multiple times during your slumber-period, since either one of you will occasionally be obliged to temporarily relinquish the comforting hand-clasp to scratch, re-arrange pillows/blankets, etc.
Tiffany is such a warm affectionate snuggler that I don't mind the dozen or so times each night that she wants me to perform "zzzzfinger-interlacingzzzz"; besides, she tells me that she sleeps more peacefully and has fewer bad dreams when she holds hands with me.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021
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spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines
by coastal401 May 3, 2022
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